• 2012: slutty 12 year olds
  • 2016: slutty 10 year olds
  • 2020: slutty 6 year olds
  • 2025: slutty 3 year olds
  • 2030: slutty 1 year olds
  • 2035: slutty fetuses

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
  • 10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
  • current me: spills cereal on self
bl-ossomed: shebelievediny0u: cuteys: if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute wow this is actually all i want in life I love this so much omfg
  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
  • What happened to guys that would pick you up at the door and shake hands with your father, take you on cute dates and actually treated you right.. Chivalry is dead
  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger)